Mostly Anecdotal

There are some things you need to know before I begin. Like Stavros the Wonder Chicken, “sometimes entire paragraphs just appear in my brain right before I fall asleep.” It also happens to me sometimes upon awakening. I’m going to start writing them down, and sometimes I’ll share them. So here it is the beginning of a story I’ll never write.

When he walked into the room, he had an erection. Fanny Assingham had been standing just outside the door with her friends, and she had smiled at him. But, it was the sight of his Mother, and of his Father, as well as his brothers and sisters that took care of his rising star, and not in a good way.

Imagine there are nine inches of snow on the ground—the temperature is 27 degrees Fahrenheit and suddenly, with no warning, it’s the middle of the summer, well that’s how it was.

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